EVOLUTION OF TECHNOLOGY: THIS IS TIGHT

WHAASSSSSSUPPPP 2008!

the original

"DONT VOTE"...DO VOTE BUT YOU'll GET IT when YOU WATCH IT

SHE CAN HAVE WHATEVER SHE LIKE'S

This Chick is DOPE!!! Janelle Monae- Music Video

Great Video

This Chick is DOPE!!! Janelle Monae- Music Video

Great Video

New Axe Day and Axe Night Commercial

GREAT CONCEPT

BIGGIE MOVIE TRAILER

FREESTYLE TRANSLATED !!!! F"N HILARIOUS

this is really funny

JCVD MOVIE TRAILER: IT ACTUALLY LOOKS INTERESTING

NEW VAN DAMM MOVIE! This actually looks worthy of a look. I used to see all of this guys movies its messed up how dude fell off. Think Wesley Snipes might be transforming into his blacker alterego.

CONDOM GUN: Gives a new meaning to the phrase "carrying protection"

My inner Geek loves the idea of this thing. It sure beats the mini pant pocket or unsafe wallet. My only concern is that pulling one of these out can appear really cool or simply end with your "Slide'" running for their life. Ladies especially, what do you think of this gadget.






designed by Masayuki Takahashi's.

HOW COULD SHE SLAP!!!!

I'd "Smack That" but would never slap Her. I have to be honest though, she did throw the first blow but he should have just followed the boy Kanye's advice ..."I never hit a chick but i would shake the Shit outta you".

NEW SETH ROGAN FLICK: ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO-RED BAND TRAILER

Here's another one

If An Astroid Hits Earth... It'll look somethin like this!!!

Damn thats a pretty gangsta way to go...Cant get much worst than that.

Diddy on McCain" John You're Buggin the F*CK Out

I Bring The Ruckus!!!!

This is a slight remix to one of the best scene on the show!!!

PSA '...And Now You Know' - Black Man in an Elevator

Funny Shit!!!

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F**king Awesome x etnies Plus

Gotta cop these. What do you think

DAMN KEYSHIA!!! - Keyshia Cole on 106th & Park looking Extra KOSHER!

Outside of her singing abilities, I was never a big fan of Keyshia Cole. I know a couple of my boys had a thing for her but i never really could jump on the bandwagon. I don't know what it was she was kinda cute and all but that was pretty much it. Then one day I'm at the barber shop and the TV is on mute but its clearly 106th & Park and out comes a banging lookin guest. At first i thought it was just a bad (meaning good) looking fan but after a few moments i realized it was noneother then Keyshia "Every Hood Chicks Idol" Cole. She was Lookin hella right all i could say was "DAMNNNNNN Keysh".In conclusion, sorry Keyshia for ever doubting your "sexy".

KANYE WEST: GOOD MORNING - MUSIC VIDEO!!!!

I've been waiting for this one for awhile. It's Not every day that a rapper makes a completely animated video that actually has great animation. Aside from that i love the fact that it features my favorite whip... The MF'n DeLorean. Reference link below to see home much i love that f**kin car.

http://cantsleepsoiblog.blogspot.com/2008/08/back-to-delorean.html

GET READY FOR THE MOST RACIST MOMENTS ON TV

WOW!!!

Top 10 Racist Slip-ups | Viral | SPIKE.com

THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO IN THE PAST DECADE

LOL!!! Thats what i would say if i lived in 1840 BC. watched a television for the first time and this SHIT was the only thing playing.

R.I.P. to Sho'Nuff

Im sad to hear the homie Sho'Nuff ( Julius Carry III) the 80's classic movie"Last Dragon" passed. Its funny because his stunt double for the movie was my Karate teacher when i was in first grade. Check out the clip below. With lines like "kiss my converse" How could you hate this "Ninja'.



Is it just me or was homie rockin the Kanye shades, way back then.

The 5 Most Pause-Worthy Moments in Archie Comics

I dont really read this stuff anymore but i came across this and could'nt pass it up. Props to complex.com, thats where i found it. Turns out Archie wasn't as wholesome and clean cut as we thought. By the way, these are all actual covers and pages from the comic. So take your maturity back to about 6th grade and check it out. Its more fun than looking in the dictionary for curses.


This one calls for a classic "Pause"!!! No Homophobe by the way. It's all in good fun.


For those who don't know the alternate meaning for "Pearl Neckless" please look it up... When Your not at work. Heres a hint The one they are talking about might come from Ron Jeremy rather than Zales.


Lets give this guy another "Pause" I dont think that could even fly back then. Who's writing this LOLOL


Im Not mad at You Arch, spooning can always lead to other stuff.

Hoopz on the New KING MAG!!!

I Always liked Hoopz, she was always one of the more mellow Flavor of Love chicks. Another good thing was she never really came off like a total Bird and always seemed pretty down-to-earth. Though, I must say im still alil haunted by the sight of her engaging in Spit swappage with that ni**a Flav...But judging by this cover its highly probable that i can keep the flashbacks at bay.

BARACKY RETURNS!!! THE SEQUEL TO BARACKY

The guys who brought you "Baracky" and "The Empire Strikes Barack" are back with Baracky II. I think i almost like this one better then the first. Its funny how the drama throughout Barack's campaign actually kinda parallels Sylvester Stallone's Rocky movies. If you haven't seen the earlier entry's to the series you would know these guys are really good at what they do.



If you haven't seen the others check them out below.

BARACKY I:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkpa53n8dNk

EMPIRE STRIKES BARACK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8lvc-azCXY&feature=related

JOCKIN JAY-Z : THE HENSON VERSION

As a pioneer of making viral Jay-Z themed videos i must say this is the best and funniest i ever saw. This is hilarious, you gotta check it out.

Quarntine Trailer : RED BAND trailer

This looks like its gonna be pretty good.

THE DOLLAR TRICK - CHICKS DIG THE TRICKS

Dollar Bill Trick | Viral | SPIKE.com

I tried this out a couple of times in front of a drunken crowd and they treated me as if i turned water to wine ( no blasphemy)... Actually they might've appreciated that a little more, thats like open bar without the long lines. Anyway, check out the trick and who knows... Fellas, maybe you could use it to pick-up a nice lil shortie while Ladies, you could use it to show up the dude who tries to impress you with it. Enjoy!!!

Back To The DeLorean !!!!!

I showed The hoverboard last week from "Back to the Future" but this- this i wasn't prepared for. The Fuckin DeLorean man!!!! Id give my middle nut for one of these( naw im kidding...i think)!!! I was browsing through my homies blog Supergoon.blogspot.com and i saw one of his older post and there it was.

Dudes usually describe their prized possessions as being females, so if the DeLorean were a women... It would be a really Hot MILF that was even hotter back in the days but truthfully may not be as hot anymore but her hotness still carries over the years because she was just that hot back in the day therefore she is just that hot presently, therefore if you manage to bag one you are still considered "That Ninja". Kinda like Pam Grier, Sharon Stone, or eh Vivica Fox. Does that make sense.

Straight from Wonka's Factory - CYNIETRA -

Cynietra is 23 and from Long Beach Cali. Came a cross her blog a couple of times and apprently we share simlarities. We both blog when we cant sleep...Think thats a sign yo!!! But with smooth brown skin, a "just right " figure, and large almond-shaped brown eyes i was already kinda sprung.

LOLLIPOP REMIX BABY!!!

LOLLIPOP REMIX

Im not mad at this, cant even front. LOL i like how she stuck to the orginal lyrics all the way through. What do You people Think?

SPIRIT: TRAILER

The Spirit from videos222 on Vimeo.

R.I.P. to BERNIE MAC AND ISSAC HAYES

Just want to give my respects to two great icons, Bernie Mac and Issac Hayes. One was a true comedic legend who made us all laugh till our stomachs hurt the other a musical vanguard who produced hits that will forever define an era. In an attempt to pay respects to them both at one time ill just say this " Them dudes Mac and Hayes were some BAD MUTHAFUCKA's." They will be missed but forever remembered.In the meantime checkout some bench march material from the both of them.

THINKIN OF A MASTER PLAN...NAW, IM LYING...SHORTIES ON MY MIND...and her name is CASSIE!!!

We all know Cassie the PYT that suddenly burst onto the music scene a couple years ago- just to vanish back into semi stardom after poor live performances and lackluster album sales took affect. Well, though she's stayed fairly visible via internet rumors and music video appearances she's back, at least in the world of music that is. I'm not the biggest fan of her music but I decided to cop the Complex magazine that featured her on the cover. While on the train I flipped through a couple of the pages and came across her cover feature. Once there i couldn't help giving her pictorial a dozen triples takes per page. All i can say is Cassie might have cured me of my Christina Milian crush. Though she's a little on the thin side for my usual taste she gets the ultimate pass. Shortie is a 10

HEY MR CARTER Video- LIL WAYNE FEAT. JAY-Z & FREEWAY!!! SPOOF... this is Hilarious

GEORGE BUSH MOVIE!!!!

George Bush, what could i say about this guy that hasnt been said already. To be honest i dont hate him, im not a black republican or anything but i dont see him as being an evil, diabolical individual. I think Bush is just what this movie seems to show him as, An unqualified slacker that got pushed into a situation.

Best Non-Violent Method for Dealing With Subway Punks

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I must admit though hilarious this is pretty gangsta, right on par with mushing a a wannabe tough guy. You have to give it up to the "Brits" for their non-violent methods of handling train punks. Though it all makes sense being that not even cops are allowed to carry guns over there. I guess with the the lack of weoponry one must become more creative with their intimidation tactics. Its pretty hilarious because the guy didnt even hesitate which lead me to believe he sonned quite a few people usuing this same method.

FUTURISTIC WATCH

Timex2154: The future of time that could highlight the state-of-the-art timekeeping pioneered by the company. Click HERE for more pics and info...

One of the runners up at the competition, the TX54 concept presents a disposable timepiece that can be worn on the user’s thumbnail making it an invaluable fashion accessory as well.

Thanks to a translucent body, the design blends seamlessly with the nail while a selection of text color options and a glow feature activating on command make it supremely functional as well.

HOVERBOARD FROM "BACK II THE FUTURE" ON SALE ON EBAY!!!"

When i saw this movie i instantly started saving all of my allowance up so i could buy one. When i found out the board couldn't actually hover and that such technology didn't exist..well, i was deeply crushed.I ran home from the toy store crying like a sissy. I still feel a little upset but hey thats life and like my dad said at that time. " how does a 23 year old man look riding on a pink hover board".

Although. No Offense Dad, i think i would look pretty cool on it. Come on!!! its a fucking hover board!!!

DISCLAIMER: by the way i was only joking, this didn't happen when i was 23. If any thing i was only like 20 or something.

Check out the Vid to see what i was talking about

NEW!!! Guiness Commercial... JUST look At It...

Check the vid out, it expresses a great moral about sharing.




I personally don't like to share my beer though... Kinda of a germaphobe.

NEW VID!!! GNARLS BARKLEY - WHO"S GONNA SAVE MY SOUL

Really feeling this vid. Not only for the gruesome nature and originality but for the dialogue. Who ever wrote the treatment was really going through some shit. It's a great visual metaphor for what can happen in a bad break up. But this aint Oprah or Doctor Phil so I'm gonna save this discussion for my psychologist. Speaking of psychologist i just met the baddest psychologist that can possibly exist(Bad meaning good). When ever i think psychologist i picture a middle aged white man with grey hair and glasses not a banging dyme worthy of being in Maxim or Smooth magazine. She just so happens to be in those publications by the way. So while i sign up for some psych sessions check out this vid.

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I DO IT FOR THE KICK's: New Supra's

These are pretty tight they look like something Buzz Lightyear might rock!!!

Looks like ESTHER is Back... She's gotta be one of the baddest chicks i know named ESTHER. When I here Esther i think oldlady.

I used to want to wife her when i was a young'n. I dont know if i'll still wife it but i still like it. By the way does anyone else know of a really hot looking Esther.

NEW: ABSOLUT VODKA COMMERCIAL STARRING KANYE

This commercial is pretty hot. I had a similar idea for a liquor commercial but i guess they executed it first. I'm not mad though because they did their thing with this one. Check it out

THE BPA - 'TOE JAM' FEAT. DAVID BYRNE & DIZZEE RASCAL...COOL IDEA

AT FIRST I WAS MAD AT THE CENSOR BARS... BUT AS THE VID PROGRESSED I GREW TO APPRECIATE THEM. CHECK OUT THE VID AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN.


THE BPA - THE BPA 'TOE JAM' FEAT. DAVID BYRNE & DIZZEE RASCAL from Fabio Resende on Vimeo.

Dude Is Chillin Like A Villain on His Motorcyle. Pretty Crazy Stuff... I Gotta Learn How to do This!!!!

WATCHMAN TRAILER... THIS LOOKS LIKE ITS GONNA BE CRAZY

"THE DARK KNIGHT" MOVIE REVIEW

If you have been sleeping under a bridge, been in a decade long coma or are just an antisocial loser with zero access to television, internet and every other faucet of media i am here to let you know... There is a movie that recently  has been released, it's name... THE DARK KNIGHT not to be confused by "Black Knight" starring Martin Lawrence. Note: If you actually were confused, you actually might be one of the three unfortunate individuals i mentioned above.  But enough with that, the bottom line is that " THE DARK KNIGHT" is finally here... and all i  can say is that it lived up to all its hype. So take a look at my detailed review below









THIS SHIT WAS SICK!!!! CRAZY ... UNFUKINBELIEVABLE, THE BEST MOVIE I SEEN THIS YEAR.  THE G.O.A.T.  OF SUPER HERO MOVIES.   SHIIIIEEEEEEET.  IF THIS MOVIE WAS A GIRL IT'LL BE A CERTIFIED DYME,  ID WIFE UP AND INPREGNATE. THIS IS THE TYPE OF FLICK YOU CAN SEE BY YOURSELF AND NOT FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE LOSER AFTERWARDS. THIS MOVIE SIGNLE HANDLY MADE AN ACTOR WHO STARRED IN AND PARTCIPATED IN " BROKEBACK" BEHAVIOR IN THE MOVIE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN... MY NEW FAVORITE ACTOR OF ALL TIME. RIP TO THE HOMIE H LEGDER. THIS MOVIE IS THE GREATEST SEQUAL EVR MADE SINCE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK OR SPIDERMAN 2. THIS MOVIE WAS GREAT. In conclusion, i apologize  for my lack of coherence but this movie was far too brilliant for me to review traditionally... you just have to see it for yourself.

PROPS TO AKON... HE'S BRINGING AFRICAN BACK...

WELCOME TO MY BLOG

Whatup,

This is Sam Ed and welcome to my Blog " I Cant Sleep So I Blog. Sure everyone you know has a blog and its becoming the "new thing" but you know what who cares. I don't wanna miss out on the fun while its still trendy, beside i hear these things are quite the relaxer. The content of this blog will allow all of my lucky subscribers an exclusive (really public) peek into the awesome, al mighty, intangible, extraordinary, mammoth, swaggeriffic, vast and spectacular mind of none other then yours truly... Sam "Samtubia Edwards" Ed. I would go on but my mom always told me to be humble. But all jokes aside enjoy my blog. When i cant sleep or just experienced something worth talking about i shall post. If you like something, comment. If you don't like something,comment on why you don't like it. If you dont care, Fuck You... but comment just the same. Thank you for your time. Look out for the cool content in the days to come. If you know me already you might have a vague idea of what's to come.