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Thursday, August 28, 2008

I Bring The Ruckus!!!!

This is a slight remix to one of the best scene on the show!!!

PSA '...And Now You Know' - Black Man in an Elevator

Funny Shit!!!

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

F**king Awesome x etnies Plus



Gotta cop these. What do you think

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

DAMN KEYSHIA!!! - Keyshia Cole on 106th & Park looking Extra KOSHER!



Outside of her singing abilities, I was never a big fan of Keyshia Cole. I know a couple of my boys had a thing for her but i never really could jump on the bandwagon. I don't know what it was she was kinda cute and all but that was pretty much it. Then one day I'm at the barber shop and the TV is on mute but its clearly 106th & Park and out comes a banging lookin guest. At first i thought it was just a bad (meaning good) looking fan but after a few moments i realized it was noneother then Keyshia "Every Hood Chicks Idol" Cole. She was Lookin hella right all i could say was "DAMNNNNNN Keysh".In conclusion, sorry Keyshia for ever doubting your "sexy".

KANYE WEST: GOOD MORNING - MUSIC VIDEO!!!!



I've been waiting for this one for awhile. It's Not every day that a rapper makes a completely animated video that actually has great animation. Aside from that i love the fact that it features my favorite whip... The MF'n DeLorean. Reference link below to see home much i love that f**kin car.

http://cantsleepsoiblog.blogspot.com/2008/08/back-to-delorean.html

Monday, August 25, 2008

GET READY FOR THE MOST RACIST MOMENTS ON TV

WOW!!!

THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO IN THE PAST DECADE

LOL!!! Thats what i would say if i lived in 1840 BC. watched a television for the first time and this SHIT was the only thing playing.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

R.I.P. to Sho'Nuff

Im sad to hear the homie Sho'Nuff ( Julius Carry III) the 80's classic movie"Last Dragon" passed. Its funny because his stunt double for the movie was my Karate teacher when i was in first grade. Check out the clip below. With lines like "kiss my converse" How could you hate this "Ninja'.



Is it just me or was homie rockin the Kanye shades, way back then.

The 5 Most Pause-Worthy Moments in Archie Comics

I dont really read this stuff anymore but i came across this and could'nt pass it up. Props to complex.com, thats where i found it. Turns out Archie wasn't as wholesome and clean cut as we thought. By the way, these are all actual covers and pages from the comic. So take your maturity back to about 6th grade and check it out. Its more fun than looking in the dictionary for curses.


This one calls for a classic "Pause"!!! No Homophobe by the way. It's all in good fun.


For those who don't know the alternate meaning for "Pearl Neckless" please look it up... When Your not at work. Heres a hint The one they are talking about might come from Ron Jeremy rather than Zales.


Lets give this guy another "Pause" I dont think that could even fly back then. Who's writing this LOLOL


Im Not mad at You Arch, spooning can always lead to other stuff.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Hoopz on the New KING MAG!!!

I Always liked Hoopz, she was always one of the more mellow Flavor of Love chicks. Another good thing was she never really came off like a total Bird and always seemed pretty down-to-earth. Though, I must say im still alil haunted by the sight of her engaging in Spit swappage with that ni**a Flav...But judging by this cover its highly probable that i can keep the flashbacks at bay.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

BARACKY RETURNS!!! THE SEQUEL TO BARACKY

The guys who brought you "Baracky" and "The Empire Strikes Barack" are back with Baracky II. I think i almost like this one better then the first. Its funny how the drama throughout Barack's campaign actually kinda parallels Sylvester Stallone's Rocky movies. If you haven't seen the earlier entry's to the series you would know these guys are really good at what they do.



If you haven't seen the others check them out below.

BARACKY I:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkpa53n8dNk

EMPIRE STRIKES BARACK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8lvc-azCXY&feature=related

JOCKIN JAY-Z : THE HENSON VERSION

As a pioneer of making viral Jay-Z themed videos i must say this is the best and funniest i ever saw. This is hilarious, you gotta check it out.

Quarntine Trailer : RED BAND trailer

This looks like its gonna be pretty good.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

THE DOLLAR TRICK - CHICKS DIG THE TRICKS



I tried this out a couple of times in front of a drunken crowd and they treated me as if i turned water to wine ( no blasphemy)... Actually they might've appreciated that a little more, thats like open bar without the long lines. Anyway, check out the trick and who knows... Fellas, maybe you could use it to pick-up a nice lil shortie while Ladies, you could use it to show up the dude who tries to impress you with it. Enjoy!!!

Back To The DeLorean !!!!!

I showed The hoverboard last week from "Back to the Future" but this- this i wasn't prepared for. The Fuckin DeLorean man!!!! Id give my middle nut for one of these( naw im kidding...i think)!!! I was browsing through my homies blog Supergoon.blogspot.com and i saw one of his older post and there it was.

Dudes usually describe their prized possessions as being females, so if the DeLorean were a women... It would be a really Hot MILF that was even hotter back in the days but truthfully may not be as hot anymore but her hotness still carries over the years because she was just that hot back in the day therefore she is just that hot presently, therefore if you manage to bag one you are still considered "That Ninja". Kinda like Pam Grier, Sharon Stone, or eh Vivica Fox. Does that make sense.

Straight from Wonka's Factory - CYNIETRA -

Cynietra is 23 and from Long Beach Cali. Came a cross her blog a couple of times and apprently we share simlarities. We both blog when we cant sleep...Think thats a sign yo!!! But with smooth brown skin, a "just right " figure, and large almond-shaped brown eyes i was already kinda sprung.








LOLLIPOP REMIX BABY!!!

LOLLIPOP REMIX

Im not mad at this, cant even front. LOL i like how she stuck to the orginal lyrics all the way through. What do You people Think?

Monday, August 11, 2008

Sunday, August 10, 2008

R.I.P. to BERNIE MAC AND ISSAC HAYES

Just want to give my respects to two great icons, Bernie Mac and Issac Hayes. One was a true comedic legend who made us all laugh till our stomachs hurt the other a musical vanguard who produced hits that will forever define an era. In an attempt to pay respects to them both at one time ill just say this " Them dudes Mac and Hayes were some BAD MUTHAFUCKA's." They will be missed but forever remembered.In the meantime checkout some bench march material from the both of them.



Saturday, August 9, 2008

THINKIN OF A MASTER PLAN...NAW, IM LYING...SHORTIES ON MY MIND...and her name is CASSIE!!!




We all know Cassie the PYT that suddenly burst onto the music scene a couple years ago- just to vanish back into semi stardom after poor live performances and lackluster album sales took affect. Well, though she's stayed fairly visible via internet rumors and music video appearances she's back, at least in the world of music that is. I'm not the biggest fan of her music but I decided to cop the Complex magazine that featured her on the cover. While on the train I flipped through a couple of the pages and came across her cover feature. Once there i couldn't help giving her pictorial a dozen triples takes per page. All i can say is Cassie might have cured me of my Christina Milian crush. Though she's a little on the thin side for my usual taste she gets the ultimate pass. Shortie is a 10




Monday, August 4, 2008

GEORGE BUSH MOVIE!!!!



George Bush, what could i say about this guy that hasnt been said already. To be honest i dont hate him, im not a black republican or anything but i dont see him as being an evil, diabolical individual. I think Bush is just what this movie seems to show him as, An unqualified slacker that got pushed into a situation.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Best Non-Violent Method for Dealing With Subway Punks


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I must admit though hilarious this is pretty gangsta, right on par with mushing a a wannabe tough guy. You have to give it up to the "Brits" for their non-violent methods of handling train punks. Though it all makes sense being that not even cops are allowed to carry guns over there. I guess with the the lack of weoponry one must become more creative with their intimidation tactics. Its pretty hilarious because the guy didnt even hesitate which lead me to believe he sonned quite a few people usuing this same method.